This is the douchiest case ever.

The interviewer asks Griffin if he really thinks the Earth is only 6,000 years old,

Only because saying "boy" would be too transparent.

Your assumption about "respect for authority" is humorous. Have you seen any police footage lately? Seems to me that the police are the ones with authority issues, in that they think there is no authority higher than them. If you were actually black perhaps your viewpoint would be different. I'm pretty sure you've…

I would love to see him interview my old Rutgers coach Mike Rice who physically abused players by kicking them and throwing basketballs at them and cursing them out of the gym... I wonder if he listened to all that hip hop stuff and was raised disrespectfully in a fatherless house as well.

He's like Joe Morgan, only with no accomplishments!

"When you saw one set of footprints, it was when you got you got picked off first with two outs and a man in scoring position..."

Mark Dominik should be a warning to anyone. Even with a loyal fanbase and lots of young talent you have to win on the field as well.

So basically Josh Wise just crowdfunded his own racing career? That's pretty awesome.

As a Columbia student,

FIRST FOUR OUT:

This bracket is filled with white male cis privilege.
—Jezebel commenters

Yeah if you make the browns look smart your next move should be immediate entry into rehab.

Taaaakkkke on meeeeeeeeee... (Take on me!) Taaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkeeee meeeeeeeeee onnnnnnnnnnnnnn......

You mean an ignorant asshole's racist crap wasn't based on sound logic and verifiable facts? Uh oh, this is a troubling precedent to set.

So not only do I NOT want a Chevy, now I don't want a dog either. Awesome ad.