Except for the Carolina Panthers WYTS.  This only has 50% more floral prints than anything involving Cam Newton.

So this must be the fashion version of justifying the Alex Smith contract.

Auburn released a statement reading “Yeah, but seriously...where is Montana?”

Good thing no one ever walks around with nagging orthopedic issues due to a wrestling career in high school and college. Oh wait.

I suspect you fed the parents to your four-year-old for lunch.

Pathetic. Gamer boy culture is destroying traditional American values for these young men; values such as hard work, hand to hand combat, and pain management. My toddler is 4 and he’s already starting at middle linebacker. These e bros will be working for him some day. Where are the parents in all of this? 

You just couldn’t help but humblebrag about having a wife, and bread, could you?

probably not too many lawyers reading here either

Then why can black people call each other the word in front of me when they great each other.its not one way street.

From: Stacey Hoppes

A Bryan Goldberg machine is a device designed to perform a simple task incorrectly.

And now we wait for the white smoke to rise from the pizza oven, indicating the selection of the new Papa John

I mewed a lot about James early in his career. It took me far too long to realize that actually I am a stupid idiot with some real bad ideas about things.

I’m comfortable doing it now, he may have lost a bunch of finals but he’s got the same number of rings Jordan had at his age.

He’s the greatest I’ve ever seen (I grew up watching Jordan) in my book and has been since coming back from 3-1 down to beat the 73 win Warriors in the finals. People point to rings but Bill Russell had 11 of them and he never gets into these discussions. Lebron’s body of individual achievement is greater and its not…

I was going to say that I thought George Hill played alright, then I looked at the box score and realized I don’t know shit and this win makes even less sense when you look at the numbers.

You picked a fine time to leave me...

but did Vargas pay for the shorts? that’s the important thing.

He should have stuck with fencing.

needs more striped polo