I’m in no way defending these two fraternities, but it’s worth shedding some light on this. As an Auburn alum, I can tell you that there is a Creed which describes the alleged characteristics of an Auburn Man or Auburn Woman. Here, I suspect he’s making a prescriptive statement, not a descriptive one.

“Deadlift is about the lift, and if you’re lifting enough weight to make it worthwhile you’re not doing anything but needlessly risking a back injury if you get all dainty about kissing the plates back onto the ground.”

Liquid smoke is garbage.

We all jizzed right?? It wasn’t just me... right??

Killer instinct truthers... Gotta have ‘em.

Just so much of this is wrong.

White male. I just have that look.