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hey white guys:

This is an entirely different article that should be written. If you are in your 20s, you should not be allowed to make your bridesmaids/groomsmen pay out the etc for your wedding.

I’ve seen friendships ruined over this, particularly in regards to weddings. The bride or maid of honor are well off, so that means a Vegas bachellorette party, weekend spa for a shower, $300 shoes for bridesmaids. It can run in the thousands. This is planned without any regards to their friend’s finances. In fact,

Police SAID they found no evidence. That in no way indicates the truth of what they actually did see. I’ve had police literally look me in my little 8-year-old face with a grown man’s handprint on it and say they weren’t going to do anything about it and that they had no idea what was going on there. Long story short-

I don’t even watch the show but I love this feature.

According to family history, my aunt was a notoriously shy child to the point where she was often scolded for rudeness. I imagine Caroline has a similar situation. I was a shy kid too, who eventually learned how to hide it entirely (so now a lot of people seem surprised when I say I’m introverted—friendly and

Yes, a lawsuit seems like a reasonable reaction instead of, you know, asking the barista to go light on the ice.

I thought it was based off of Grace Kelly’s wedding dress? I know I heard that somewhere. Plus I mean, they are really damn similar.

Jesus it’s a kiss-cam not a swallow-each-others-souls-through-their-mouth-hole cam.

I like it. More importantly, I hate the students.

Is Charlize beloved? I thought it was pretty well established fact that she’s an asshole (and this story seems to bolster that theory)...

I’m bailing on this series. By the time last season ended, I was hating the show and how manipulative it had become. I’m okay with killing off a few beloved characters, but they’re at the point where they’re relying on that for shock value, and I’m sick of it. Plus, the audience needs a few of the good characters to

I dropped out halfway through last season because I just could not take all of the freaking rape anymore, the Sansa storyline was a bridge too far for me. I don’t know if I’ll pick it back up this season, I’m a little curious just because they’re all caught up with the books now so we’re in totally uncharted

I would have cast an Asian-Hawaiian.

It should have been the $20. YOU HEAR ME IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE $20!!!!

This is gonna sound insensitive but I honestly have NO desire or wish for all these reboots. Gilmore Girls, Full House, X files...the talk of Friends. There is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much good TV out there to waste time on what Emma is doing in college. Who the fuck cares?

She demonstrated knowledge that what she was doing was wrong, would cause his family to hate her and for the police to come after her. Even in the presence of serious psychological issues which I would argue are not evident here, this ability to discern right from wrong prevents her from using the insanity defense.

Kanye is a disaster of a human but I find Taylor Swift annoying. Her convenient feminism that only applies to her when her feelings get hurt and her “protect me” because I’m a little girl thing and that’s why you shouldn’t make fun of her fragile feelings is insufferable.

Susan Sarandon is a queen and Piers Morgan needs to grovel at her feet like the peasant he is. That tbt tweet, my God, she's amazing.