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Your comment is even more irrelevant than mine, jackass.

People asking me where I lived in London:

After finding out Hiddles was dating Taylor Swift, I feel betrayed on behalf of the Internet.

Why can’t they do a reboot with half men and half women or whatever so that if this movie sucks they don’t blame women for it? (Ahem, GHOSTBUSTERS, ahem).

She was telling the lady to take her tripod down, so I don’t think it was just some lady filming her with a phone.

That doesn’t seem to be Amber Heard’s Instagram account. It’s unverified and looks like a fan account. Plus, the image in question is a repost and looks like it might be several weeks old.

I technically have an office job, but I spend a lot of time trudging in the sweltering heat. Heels are a must, no bare shoulders allowed, but my male colleague gets away with black jeans and sneakers.

This movie’s dropping in March. Isn’t that already a sign it’s gonna suck?

It’s not just that most stores don’t offer sizes above 12 or 14 (looking at you, Urban Outfitters), it’s that the clothes aren’t cut in a way that’s flattering to someone full-figured. Sure, Gap has stuff in my size, but the clothes they’re making are for people who don’t have a waist or a chest or, in the immortal

This will have to do :)

Goddammit. AYFKM, Game of Thrones?!?!?!

So far it’s been about as dumb as the last season and if they find her ring in the grass, I might scream.

You’re right. They definitely had some great episodes, but the series tends to get more cliched as they have less book material. Now that they have none at all, I can’t imagine the season’s going to be any better.

Yeah, season 5 was terrible, but season 4 was a step down, too, even though it had some great episodes. Even season three had a lot of go-nowhere episodes. The further they get from the book material, the closer they get to cliche TV writing. It seems like season 5 was part of a decline, not a fluke.

I disregard Jessa’s failed marriage because Jessa has never felt like a real character, so all of her experiences have never really landed for me.

I love Game of Thrones but after last season and these trailers I’m having a hard time getting it up for season 6.

My heart is broken. Jeremy Irons was the love of my life until this moment. I hosted a Jeremy Irons-themed party in college and we watched his best worst movies: The Man in the Iron Mask, Dungeons & Dragons and Eragon.

This just makes me miss Jon Stewart. Trevor Noah is weaksauce.

My student loan payments would be paid off in two months. I’d be saddled with his baby though. Is anti-semitism nature or nurture? But Bernie’s losing the primaries. Leaning towards yes.