Fun fact: women didn’t get the right to vote in France until 1944.

It’s always been kinda dark, so that’s not really what bothered me. I hated that they just got deep into cliched TV writing and confirmed everyone’s worst fears about the show’s attitudes toward women. Especially when they still had plenty of great book material to work with.

I think GoT took a steep fall in quality last season, and honestly this just looks like more of the same. I was seriously hardcore for a long time, but I don’t think I’ll watch this season.

It’s like none of us learned our lesson after bringing Arrested Development back. :(

We spent too long treating Trump like some big joke who would never get anywhere near the White House and soon the ship’s gonna go down, the water’s freezing and there aren’t enough boats, Trump’s floating on the big damn door and THERE’S NO ROOM FOR AMERICA.

My money’s on Bob Balaban.

What I found really incredible about that segment was the revelation of John Oliver’s total disgust with Trump and with the media at large treating him like some big joke instead of addressing the fact that everything he’s doing is completely outrageous and shouldn’t be tolerated.

This is starting to get scary. You know, Trump’s America.

Lorde paid tribute instead of trying to imitate him. Gaga’s gimmicks are getting old, tbh.

Those are not cases of the entire Democratic party coming out against a Republican president’s Supreme Court nominee because it’s an election year. That’s Obama opposing Samuel Alito because of Alito’s principles and Ted Kennedy opposing Robert Bork because of Bork’s principles. And yes, Biden pulled a Biden and said…

Idk. This is pretty damn detailed.

I loved American Girls dolls growing up (Molly and Samantha FTW), but I wandered into the American Girl doll store in Chicago a few years ago and was kind of put off by how focused they’ve become on placing their characters in eras with clothing that would appeal to young girls, rather than giving them compelling…

Right. I mean. THE WEDDING DRESS. If that isn’t a ticket to Nopeville idk what the fuck is.

Every moment of Fallon’s show is so irritatingly rehearsed and, even worse, all of these scripted moments feel like the product of his writers instead of the result of his comedic vision. What made Stewart, Colbert, Ferguson and Letterman so much fun was that their shows were collaborative efforts, but they were led…

A friend of mine used to date one of the Austin radio hosts. Whenever they were out she’d always speak louder than necessary, hoping someone would recognize her voice, which is somehow so much more pathetic than hoping someone will recognize your face.

WTF is that name

The value of all of this stuff combined could pay off the student loans I’ll be crippled with the rest of my life so basically fuck you please give me money.

Give it to me. I promise to use it only to pay my student loans off and to set up a foundation for other poor saps like me.

It’s kind of like when Batman complained to Alfred about the Joker. “You crossed the line first, sir. You squeezed them, you hammered them to the point of desperation. And in their desperation, they turned to a man they didn’t fully understand.”

All these guys I loved as a movie-snob teenager like Sean Penn, Johnny Depp and Quentin Tarantino now look like such utter pricks.