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Gia and Girl Interrupted (her Best Supporting Actress Oscar win) come to mind, but those were a long time ago.

Jolie is one of the few “stars” that have risen above the ranks without a modicum of talent nor with genuine acting triumphs. Her biggest movies were the Tomb Raider stuff. I can’t remember anything else she was in that was memorable for its acting craft.

Hot take alcohol percentage 1.32. She has always been a shit actor. Are we allowed to stop pretending that she’s not now?

ALL of these rules, but especially this:

I kind of think he may have done it.

Bottle Shock is a great (and underrated) Alan Rickman film. Check it out.

Honestly, I think it’s because as a female you are worried you’ll be judged if you don’t show up. Dudes just take for granted that they can stay home when they are sick, their kid is sick, or it’s dangerous to travel.

Best title reappropriation EVER. All the fist bumps.

I’d be mad if I paid for first class and got moved to coach too.

I think Idris Elba got the shaft more for Netflix bucking the establishment to make Beasts of No Nation than anything, but it doesn’t really matter because the outcome is the same.

I’ve had a sneaker for her for over 40 years, and I am SOOOO disappointed. Horrified, really.

As a former pizza delivery guy, don’t order delivery during a major snowstorm. The roads often aren’t plowed until the storm has slowed and nobody should risk harm to deliver a $12 pizza.

Why do you think we haven’t had a woman as president yet?” First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton asked her guest over their lunch at the White House in 1995.

Well if I wasn’t afraid to ask before I sure as shit am now!

find what you love and let it kill you

Some years back there was a salmonella outbreak where the source had been narrowed down to onions, jalapenos, or tomatoes. I’d had a weeks-long craving for homemade guacamole and pico de gallo, so finally I went charging into the grocery store all I AM NOT AFRAID OF THE THINGS THAT PLEASE ME, bought all my shit, made

I was struggling to pinpoint what exactly was bothering me with this season, but you nailed it.

as creepy as their marriage started out, i think they truly loved each other. my condolences, celine.