President Guy “Whitey” Corngood?! 

He’s been bad news ever since he got mixed up with Wes Mantooth and the Evening News gang.

HOW COULD YOU THINK THAT THIS WAS A STOOL?  IDIOT!

Dick Cavett was making Chris Noth jokes during the great depression!

DON’T HELP HIM!

THREE TIMES!  YOU WEREN”T HERE!

HOW CAN YOU THINK THAT THIS WAS A COUP?!?!?

IDIOT!!!

BUT HE CLIMBED EVEREST!

Sorry you have such shit taste :(

If I, through my own personal searchings and such, come to a point where my personal beliefs make it impossible to work in my field, I hope to have the good grace to step aside and admit that I changed, and for whatever reason can no longer hold that position in good faith.

“My new, good friend Joe Rogan...” -Letitia Wright, improbably

“Woke-anda mob!” -Letitia Wright, probably

Where are the “Trump is the Antichrist” people? They’re really slacking if they’re out there.

Q is really a bunch of different interlocking sects at this point. The Evangelical Q is one sect but their is also a whole new age spiritual Q group as well. But both sides come at this from a similar spot of believing things without proof being key to their mental well being

This is the only time I’ll ever complain about the woman in a beer ad not being stacked enough.

Wow. This is an especially bad meme, because the entire point of “Not today” is that death is an eventual certainty. You say “not today” instead of “never” because eventually everyone dies. Valar morghulis.

Detective Pikachu looks like he wants to jump out of the screen and give you a big warm hug.

Well, i did want to drown my self after watching that movie

I have a solution. What if they created a walled off, soundproof area where people could leave their large dogs and small children to play together without adult supervision where they wouldn’t bother anyone who wasn’t interested in dining with dogs or children?