The Constitution is very clear on this.

God sweat is still pretty good.

The Kevin Everett news blooper...was right here (taps your chest)... the entire time

The Nats are just incredible this year. I know we’ve seen this before, and I know they have let their fans down before, but this is it, man. It’s gonna happen. This is the year the Nats are gonna make it all the way to the NLCS.

We debated this one for a while trying to parse out Scherzer’s exact string of words, though some of them are pretty obvious. I think we’ve settled on “fucking bastard motherfucking bitch motherfucker” and now I can’t see it any other way.

I’m not saying the Ryan brothers are bad at defense, but they somehow already received life sentences for this.

“You know what I like.”

DANK MEMES CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS!!!!!

Huh. Wouldn’t have figured you for a Crossfit guy. You seem like you’d be too busy for the mandatory talking about Crossfit for seven hours a day.

KLUWE SURPRISE ATTACK

canada day is like the single day of the year where every canadian stops apologising, i swear, it’s like a cross between The Purge and The Real World. start shotgunning labatt’s that early and it doesn’t take long for people to stop being polite and start getting real.

But did you have even a moment sober during May Two Four? If so, then you’re disrespecting your Canadian heritage/troops?/cottage/something.

He may have been demoted to Triple A for now, but Hansel should be able to find his way back to the Majors thanks to the trail of breadcrumbs he left.

It is unendingly fun to make fun of Sidney Crosby for these things because when a guy plays on a team you don’t like, you make fun of that guy, but don’t start to drink your own Kool-Aid. He is one of the best hockey players of the last 15 years and that may be understating it. He makes me sputter and froth when he…

Think whatever you want, but there are few players in the league that take the abuse game in and game out that Crosby does and get no penalties for it. Case in point: three Senstors just holding him to the ice in their zone on Tuesday with a ref staring right at them and nothing. It’s pretty obvious that you’re…

“OK sure, what’s the worst that could happen?”

I mean, we all know it’s a second-rate trophy. Why else does the league send Bill Daly out there with it, when Gary Bettman could be out there gaining sustenance from the booing two more times every year?

Congrats to Kunitz. When I was 37 years, 241 days old, I was already 10 years into a serious questioning of my life choices and wondering why I thought a lifetime of mediocrity would lead to anything not considered ‘mediocre’, which isn’t nearly as fun and exciting as scoring a Game 7 winner.

What, and fuck it through the sheet? This isn’t some Orthodox Jew wedding night, I wanna see it all.

Excuse me, but the leftist reporting on this incident makes me sick. Based on the reports I’ve read, this was obviously a choke slam, not a body slam.