Revenge is a Darvish best served cold.

came

My wife and I have been looking for a spark in the bedroom, and surprisingly it was also Ryan Fitzpatrick. 

Typical of Newton to have issues with his coach.

“We.”

Laffs fan here. Watching Marchand have a defensive aneurysm at the end of the first resulting in the second goal, then losing the game, then crying on the bench, then crying at the press conference....I feel like WE won the cup as well.
I feel warm, I feel fuzzy, and my outlook on life is rosy.

Thank you St. Louis.…

I didn't realize I'd come across a salt deposit this close to the surface of the comments section. 

Your book will be an all time worst seller. 

I know of a couple who’ve been married for 50-something years, and he introduces her as “my current wife.”

It’s good he is taking the heat and accepting it, but he was extremely brutal in his takedown:

Gardner Reaps What He Sows

Totally. I have them in my NBA Medical and Training Staff Fantasy League, and I’m killing it.

6/2 x (1+2) = 9 (what the problem says)

Not as much as you have inside your three day old underwear.  

Yeah, based on my extrapolation of the current data (teens to 40s) I’ll drop to zero at about age 380.

I absolutely 100% am open to the idea that my father is full of shit. 

We never accept and they were accepting and that is unacceptable.

“Actually, I’m choosing to die upon this knoll, thank you”

A. Neat, I learned something today.

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