I assume you havent seen this series yet then. Snoop Dogg explaining various hockey things as Dogg Cherry:

They actually do seed according to prior year’s finish but in fact bent the rules this year to have them in the same group so they could do this outdoor game today. They finished 1-2 last year, so they really shouldnt be in the same group - but an outdoor game is fun, so everyone is just going with it.

I find myself grappling with a lot of these questions and my own hindsight too. Thanks for the perspective.

This trick wont work with rubbery meatballs but if your balls are moist and succulent (oh yeah) then just break them up with a fork and kind spread em around and enter a ‘sloppy joe’ territory. like an italian sloppy joe. A ‘Sloppy Joey.’

I feel like maybe Drew doesn’t know what an auction is. We had this issue when i moved in with 4 friends, and we started with the master bedroom: “Anyone willing to pay $100 more than 1/5th? 3 people put up their hand. “$200?” 2 people. “$250? Sold!” And so on. divide the remaining rent by the remaining rooms and…

JP Losman, holy fuck! Nice work.

I think Laura calls Shadow ‘papi,’ not puppy.

These ones

He means the article of tube meat, being in itself referred to as a ‘hotdog,’ irrespective of the presence or absence of bun.

This is the authoritative take on the matter, and should be pinned to all further comment discussions on the matter without editorial

More delicious but less sexy than i was expecting

What are you even doing to those beans that requires a whole 3rd day?

Dark. +1

I don’t disagree with most of what you said, but that first goal was also pretty brutal. 2 and 3 were the result of piss-poor defensive coverage. But number 1 was a bit of bad luck and some bad positional goaltending.

Oh, THAT kind of boring.

This list is the best list.

I just shuddered in ecstasy

Needs more stars!

Plus, Ils ont Nonpareilles!