Yellow flag, you say?

And I still go to the grocery store to get my shit, mostly because I don’t want someone picking my steak for me. I want full steak control. I also reserve the right to make an impulse pork rinds purchase if I so desire.

The bicycle was the real victim.

I hate Tom Wilson probably more than you do, but it’s hard to call him a “4th line” goon when his linemates are Kuznetsov and Ovechkin, he averages well over 16 minutes per night, and has 13 points in 18 playoff games. If not a “1st line goon” he’s at least ascended to “top 6 goon.”

Godspeed, Ed. Here’s hoping you and Mrs. Ed are having a swell time.

My best, Ed

Maybe his aunt and uncle in Bel-Air will be more permissive.

I’m going to go buy some milk just so I can shoot it out my nose

This man will not shut up or dribble.

Beautifully executed nipple Salchow.

Damn. McSensitive.

Man, Greg sure sounds like a real Gregg.

Yes, he is.

Um, how is this a surprise? The entire point of the game is to Mate.

Going forward, the Kessel Run will now refer to moving from churlish Maple Leaf to lovable, generous Penguin in less than 12 parsecs.

Seriously, can anyone explain this?

+1:100 scale

Fox hates Golf AND America! SAD!

And here I thought that Marchessault was an attempt by MMA to compete with the NCAA Basketball Tournament. 

Enh, exactly what you’d expect from someone married to a left winger.