if it helps, I feel like a turd that I DO get the joke

According to his Twitter bio, Jon Buckley “...deliver(s) and sell(s) Red Bull...” so I’m going to have to side with him on this one.

Good Kinja.

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

Not only can you join them, you’ve just been named the starting pitcher for Friday.

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

Yes, nothing says “I love you” like an implicit, threatening demand for reciprocity.

So...he has risen?

If that’s the series, I will root for San Andreas.

This GIF, with Erik Karlsson and Mike Green pairing off during a post-whistle scrum, reminds of a game in the 80s between the Oilers and the Canadiens, in which a bench-clearing brawl erupted, and both teams spilled on the ice and raced towards each other. Harry Neale was calling the game with Bob Cole and exclaimed…

Hmmm....something tells me Raptors don’t survive a scorched Earth approach.

Just have Matt Niskanen hit LeBron over the head with a stick. Problem solved.

I would just like to point out some things:

Listen, any time you’ve got the opportunity to acquire a really, really good defenseman at the end of his prime and all you have to give up is a superstar defenseman just reaching his prime, you have to make that trade every time when the player you’re giving up is black.

Oh, how I loathed the Devils’ trap* and how I loathe Ottawa’s scheme, but you’ve got to give it due. It worked to take a 9th place team in the East to the second round. The Bruins had NOTHING for this scheme even with guys like Marchand who can dance around anyone while being a ratfucker at the same time.

That’s exactly what someone impersonating his twin brother on an NBA playoff team would say.

A lot of people say the crucifix was in, but I think he nailed it. And yet the double-A Binghamton Mets fans are screaming GIVE US BARABBAS (Antonio Barabbas, young Dominican shortstop prospect).