RIP

If I know Balmer, the Clippers will be more stable after a small update and a reboot.

A G like in gif.

hey girl, whats ursine?

She’s already posted some of her photos, by the way:

HOW DID THE KID KNOW TO DO CPR

LOOK I GET THAT HOCKEY PLAYERS CAN PLAY THROUGH ANYTHING AND NBA PLAYERS IN COMPARISON ARE GIANT PUSSIES, BUT SOMEONE ACTUALLY PLAYED WITH BEACHBALL HEAD?! AT SOME POINT THE LEAGUE NEEDS TO START THINKING ABOUT PLAYER SAFETY! SMDH!

How do I explain to my children that Antonio Brown was twerking?!? If I said what he was doing then I’d have to explain what twerking is and then they’d think it’s funny and start twerking themselves! Someone has to do something to prevent my little angels from being corrupted in such a manner because I’m a…

poor guy didn’t know the deer was Blitzen.

Not only is Pillar a great defender, he does a whole lot of charity work in Toronto. The dude gives back in so many ways: donations, volunteering his time, and leading various initiatives. I guess you could call him an important guy of the community.

That’s great for Russell Westbrook but Mike Trout is still the superior hitter by nearly every advanced metric

One of my closest friends from college (30+ years!)

He meant to say vertically symmetrical, which means your pedantry is the most sought after type.

By the way, C is the only letter in YMCA that is not symmetrical, which makes it the trickiest letter of the bunch. Makes you think.

I hate you and everything you stand for.

Can’t imagine why...

Re: Post-Apocalyptic.

Wife: “How was your day, Joey?”

If they’re looking for an unoccupied space that’s hosted bowls, how about Mark Davis’ head?