Wait, Americans are helping Israel succeed on a world stage? No way.

“He makes everyone cringe hardcore!” is perfect.

“But it’s a *dry* indifference”

They’re getting the fuck out of the dugout since apparently that’s where the jackass is aiming with the bat flip.

He’s just going to write whatever happened in the show and pad it out with descriptions of clothes, feasts and nipples.

Are we looking at the same game? Me and the rest of my Mass Effect fanboy friends couldn’t be more excited for this game. Like, literally, everything about it looks great. Flexibility, squadmates, exploration, I’ve yet to see a single thing that would make me doubt that I’ll enjoy this game.

Spring Training: Finally, the Baseball you love without all that Baseball.

Reuben, what happened at the combined?!

This guy definitely walks away from explosions without looking back.

Also, our menses attract bears.

If only there was a way to film those turkeys so they’d all fit in the shot at the same time instead of panning back and forth... Shame.

This is why all players should carry a basilisk fang with them at all times. Just in case.

Less visits to the mound.

“Put me in coach,

Can any of them play offensive line

Sounds like a guy contemplating moving in with his girlfriend

Easy Top row L to R: Poindexter, The Grube, Deb from accounting, “Slitherin” Steve.
Bottom row L to R: Chud, Nationally ambiguous name guy, ‘Stache-Man Jones, Squats and “Pussy Thief” Dave “the Eye-Talian stallion”

Costco. Kirkland Signature passes every test consistently. And not just with Olive Oil. Their Vodka apparently is some of the best Vodka you can get, even with how ridiculously cheap it is.

No, he’s still bent over.