Not to mention his dad, Howie, was a firefighter in 1998's Firestorm.

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

Playing Luca Sbisa on your first defensive pair is a coaching mistake for sure. Overall for a 4-0 loss I think the Canucks actually played okay considering how many of their top players were out.

Yeah, Tanev couldn’t have done anything else there. Sbisa probably could have, but then he wouldn’t be Sbisa.

“26" is right up there with “standing” in the world of absurd wiping answers that makes me question if we’re part of the same species.

3-4 for first one or two wipes. Then 2 is adequate. Once I’m down to two, I’ll wipe, then fold in half and wipe again. That way I can afford the finer things in life with the dinero I save. Also, you have to change directions, right? Go down for every upswing.

26?!!! You are either out of your mind, using the absolute worst TP on the planet, or both. Get some halfway decent stuff and you should be fine with 3-4.

Fold, don’t wad. You can get away with two squares this way with halfway decent TP.

Is this the movie poster for Rocky IV Loko?

Irregardless, Boston sucks.

I think it might be the best “pure” catch, if that makes sense. OBJ’s catch was off the charts, but it was kind of freakish, so was Tyree’s and Edelman’s. But this catch was like the epitome of what a great receiver can do, leaping, strong hands, body control to stay inbounds, holding on as you come down to the…

The guy did his time, seems remorseful, has been an advocate against dog fighting, and a good citizen. He’s paid for his sins, what more do you want?

Come summer, cut one in half, de-pit, rub w/ a little oil,sprinkle w/ a little salt...

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