Sorry to hear things aren’t going well at your job or with your girlfriend.

Haha can you imagine the lines at those thing in rush hour? Then you have to shew the guy with the “why lie, I need a beer” sign off the platform when you want to use it. Not to mention the gaping hole it leaves while it descends, there’s a bike rider in your windshield. And then it floods.

Wait... you can get money back for meager accommodations, pedestrian food offerings, long onboard delays, and roughly handled luggage? THE WORLD OWES ME SOOOOOO MUCH!

Daesh Button. Problem solved.

Jedi don’t sew their own robes. They’re immediately issued 20% off coupons for Bed Bath and Beyond after joining the order.

To your first point, I know that and you know that, but society in general lacks the tribal knowledge surrounding IoT devices that it has surrounding securing vehicles.

I’d hope too, but still, they don’t need to be used as pawns in this game to effect change.

I understand all of that, and although BrickerBot is partially a solution to the problem, it’s a bad one. I have empathy for the person who spends their hard earned money on internet connected toys only to have them destroyed by some self appointed internet security vigilante trying to make a point to manufacturers.…

Yeah man, OWN that shit! :)

Yay!

Somebody please Photoshop Trump driving this thing with Bannon on the back.

This is surely illegal, but I love it ... a hacker or team of hackers built a tool that’s effectively destroying random people’s gadgets for no apparent reason.

True, but there are always going to be batshit crazies. I would say that a lack of emphasis on critical thought in the general population is also part of the problem. Though admittedly that could be an always thing too.

Pepperidge Farm remembers. :(

Unfortunately the label Conspiracy Theory is also sometimes used to instantly discredit legitimate criticism of society. As soon as something is labeled a Conspiracy Theory, most people shun the idea and intelligent discourse about it is prevented. There are many shades of gray between official accounts and batshit…

Until now I didn’t think it was possible to make furniture even more cheap and crappy and difficult to assemble than Ikea. Kudos!

IMHO I haven’t come across many people who respond to being yelled at. Usually pundits who yell are doing it so that people who agree with them can feel all good and mad and superior. I don’t think being yelled at and condescended to actually changes many minds. 

I hope “shitty pink” isn’t the only color option.

“On April 1, an employee reported hand injuries after freeing a visitor from a tube shortly after said visitor fell into a chocolate river.”

As a (former) Jeep Owner who used it off-road frequently, ANY bright color attracts wasps like crazy. Bright colors are bad out in the desert.