Refusing a free shot of whiskey is the LEAST Irish thing ever.

No it shouldn’t.

The Presumption of Innocence is a legal principle that is foundational to human rights throughout the free world. Fortunately it’s not subject to being “flushed down the toilet” on the whim of the uninformed.

That sounds mean spirited even for a typical prank show. 

I... would be ok with this response.

Now that force would be justifiable! ;) 

If you run for president I’m voting for you based on this alone!

does he realize the cost of having two different bathrooms on the moon?

Between oddly disturbing video of back yards, and inanity like 3 minutes of watching the Budweiser clydesdale’s march by, you can find avant garde gold such as this:

Solution: the woman will be the man’s Mother.

There’s nothing you effeminate commie wimps won’t politicize is there? Maybe Obama can send a woman from each of the 57 states to the moon?!

He thinks it is better than sending two men up, because he believes if two men get that far away from a church the devil will possess them, make them have sex, and create Space AIDS

What’s wrong with seeing the video? Too many snowflakes in this world?

More like her lawyer had her make the phone call and record it while saying certain things to try to show her innocence. Doubt it will get her very far.

Never fuck with a guy dressed as a chicken wearing an ankle monitor...just, trust me.

And not for nothing, but she seemed friendly...

good luck on your heroine shoot 

Maybe this will get Kavanaugh to take climate change seriously...

What do you do when your country can’t even agree on reality?

Read that as “turns fog gay” and was much more entertained.