Third article “I want to have to drink my own pee because there’s no fresh water and then to have to cannibalize the neighbors because I’m starving”

Do you think Forbes sees the irony in blasting GameStop for their behavior during the pandemic while supporting that same article with an add for 2.8oz hand sanitizers for $9.90 each?

Yet, even through NUCLEAR ARMAGEDDON... the MexiMelt lives on... like some deliciously melty post apocalypse cockroach of a menu item. Go get you some! 

Fun drinking game, you have to watch the video and drink every time the bro in the car yells bro at the bro on the scooter, bro.

“Did somebody remember to stop by Home Depot and pick up a garbage can? No? DAMMIT!”

I wish he’d invented the time machine as well so we could go back, show him the note, and say we’re sorry. Excellent choice for your fifty U.K.!

They just fell into a vat of curry, like a seagull.

Party of Giant Squid? Your table is ready.

Truly.

You gotta start somewhere. Gold star for having the balls to get up and do it.

I have Duet. I wouldn’t say it works “great”. I welcome its coming deletion.

Now THAT’S the movie I want to see!

I don’t know the details of this situation, or why the doctor dropped the baby... but I do know that often times in business the lawyers will advise you not to apologize because it’s almost an admission of guilt. Too often litigation gets in the way of doing the right thing and human kindness. I wish the doctor had…

Every American who cares about their rights should be rejoicing about this video. And that this is America... and the police had to leave. These are rights worth fighting for.

I guess Dany could get there quickly on a dragon, but otherwise?

Social ownership could take many forms, such as worker-owned cooperatives or publicly owned enterprises managed by workers and consumer representatives. Democratic socialists favor as much decentralization as possible. While the large concentrations of capital in industries such as energy and steel may necessitate…

Giz just needs to create a new blog called “Dystopian Nightmare Fuel”, there certainly is enough of it to fill pages daily. I’m going to go have a nap and a nightmare about ladder-snake now.

And then the building where the faux IRS robocalls me from fifty times a day!

Bezos would be proud.

That’s all too complicated. How about just a built in camera and printer standard in all car dashboards? Hell, then the police don’t even need to be there to fine you. Wait! forget the camera, just a printer, and your CAR is deputized and IT fines you.