If I had a cooking show, these would be the outtakes. :(

STOP RAGGING ON GRANDPA!

...and when people stop clicking those links and commenting?

Wait! The guy in the 17th photo isn’t white! Yellow journalism!

Two button play ... EVOLVED!

Can those new fridges that Tweet and Netflix and all that crap tell you if there’s been a power outage? Seems like that would be a useful feature.

The iPhone 7s is already out?!?! I haven’t even gotten my 7 yet!

They’re size men’s 8/ women’s 10.

Dayum maybe Obama should run his lists by you for approval in the future.

And the horn should scream “I’M RICH BEOTCH!” as it plows through the orphans!

I friggin' LOVED my Mac Lugable.

They haven't been out of ideas, they've lost their balls. People still write good cutting edge stories, Hollywood just won't make them.

I'll wait until it comes out to say, maybe it will be good... but as much as he seems like a nice guy, and I want to like him, the Rock can't act his way out of a wet paper bag. He just can't act.

So, Apple has created a bag that could save the earth, but if anyone else tries to save the earth with their bags, they'll get hit with a patent law suit? WTF Apple! BAG should be your GIFT to HUMANITY!

"Go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company." - Mark Twain

Way to overthink a comedy.

I had a lawyer EXACLTY like him. The only thing he did was cash the checks. Dickhead.

That's why God created "Antiques Road Show".

ANYTHING for the fifteen minutes of YouTube glory! Look at me! Look at ME!