To be fair, the headphone jack on the iPhone could receive input, that’s how the microphone on your headset works. It was already bi-directional, albeit not digital.

Some people enjoy adding a couple of impulse items to their cart when they shop for groceries, and their asses aren't sorry. Unless it's ice cream or cheesecake in which cases their asses ARE sorry.

And so begins the age of the burrito pirate!

Or you could just use the one you bought thirty years ago and still have and still look like a hipster because GODAMMIT HIPSTERS CO-OPT EVERYTHING!

Don't you mean cumming?

They call that "attending liberal arts college".

Galaxy Note 7s are SELF firing. Bahaw!

True, but Apple still hasn’t caught up to the “set your home and car on fire" feature. Maybe iOS11.

Bricks aren't soft.

I created polyfills, ain't NOBODY taking my Blink!

Apple is just trying to help you get in touch with your inner twelve-year-old-girl. I can't wait until the make the stickers GLITTER!

Massive donations to Hillary Clinton! Bwahahahahaha

The helmet compensates for the level of brightness in the environment. Stormtroopers see a bright day on Hoth at the same level as a night on Endor. Technology man.

Trump won't release his tax records because there's something in them that would damage his campaign. Clinton won't release her health records because there's something in them that would damage her campaign.

Hmm... can't plug in headphones... burns down my house and blows up my car... no headphone... no house or car... DECISIONS!

HOLY CRAP IT ATE THAT CUBE! It's not coming in my house.

HOLY CRAP IT ATE THAT CUBE! It's not coming in my house.

“Star Trekin', across the universe! Be bah be bop be bah boo, bah bay be bop booo..." Ah dammit!

Thanks for the correction! $44....

Yeah but nothing is as satisfying as seeing that beotch you just smoked in your rear view mirror. Sometimes it's about soul.

Ah... the headphone adapter with charging port, fifty bucks, coming soon.