I did too... but the article was a little over the top.

What you can't really see in the video is the GoPro strapped to his head and the Red Bull logo on his wing.

I was at the Blue Bayou in Disneyland during a rolling blackout (thanks Enron, remember those guys?). It wasn't so bad.

“Soy sauce isn’t f*cking table salt!” <- an old Chinese friend to me every time we had Asian food.

Why thank you so much, that's exactly the tone I was going for. Your validation is much appreciated.

Fixed.

It's hyperbole used as a device to make the story more dramatic.

I was in a steakhouse, one where instead of a menu they push a sampling around on cart. We wanted a lobster for the table, but the biggest one they had in back was a little over two pounds. They had a four pound one on the cart. We said we wanted it. The waiter thought a moment, said "no problem", and then the lobster…

So... $500 on a device that brings back most of the unforgiving nature of a typewriter. There are plenty of distraction free writing apps for computers and tablets. This seems like an expensive novelty at best. A way to strike up a conversation in a coffee shop so you tell people you're a writer. (Until your break's…

Dude, what's your number? I'll send the telemarketers that call me your way.

I'm not saying it wasn't a dick move, because it was. If a manager observes undesirable behavior in one of their team members, they often create a policy that corrects that behavior and applies to the entire team. The new dress code didn't apply just to her. Also, the Internet has a long memory. When she ends up back…

How is it not the right of the employer to change rules in the workplace?

Wow, but I bet they found a lot of pharmaceuticals huh?

Well, I'm not, check not, not either... TEDDY FTW!

I’ve never seen “Irish Pornography” as a category on PornHub.

You can get rid of rats, you need a piper, preferably a pied one if you can find it.

If you're into that sort of thing anyway.

Did that guy say he uses the money the robot collects to buy himself food and drinks? He built a robot to pimp out and complete with beggars in order to finance mozzarella sticks and pints in some bar. Robots are even taking the jobs of the homeless!

Yes, but if you already have an awesome lightsaber, you can give the one you make as part of your training to an eligible charity. It's in the bylaws, look it up.

Summing up the video for anyone who doesn’t have time to watch: