You forgot "make sure your butthole is clean and freshly lubricated to allow easy access".

Yeah, but why is he wearing a cape and what’s he gonna do with that pin?! I’m riveted! MORE!

There are 132 playable notes on a Stratocaster... tell me about your paltry 88 again!

First off, Chord Buddy, you could have bought one of these of Amazon for about twenty bucks.

Well, they do exercise some level of editorial control over their site. Post a nude pic and see what happens. Once you're an editor, you can no longer claim to be a passive conduit of information.

Trailers are all made with the same strategy, here's a bunch of film and audio, cut something that will make people want to go to the theater, whatever that is. Trailers are not meant to give viewers an accurate understanding of the movie, although we all wish they were.

Oh yeah, try presenting to a client only to return a string from a variable, "Giant Monkey Farts", on a projector in front of twenty of their people.

That's brutal berating to you? What, you grow up in a marshmallow factory raised by unicorns or something?

True fans of the show will love this. The original series was all about breaking down social moirés. This is the most Star Trek thing about the new Star Treks.

It's an awesome tip of the hat to George. I hope he's thrilled.

Two words.... MICROBOT CHARIOT!

Yeah, Google'd, you're spot on ... and WOW that's brutal!

And would he use the force to do that? It's NOT REAL!

You realize the entire saga is fiction, right?

As an off-roader who’s owned a Wrangler and TWO Samurais, the Samurais were VERY capable. You get a lot of capability out of “I don’t give a shit what happens to this vehicle" when you're out in the desert. :)

You FOLD it. Duh.

Dude, spend a little less time dorking around with toys and a little more time cleaning your pool!

I heard the reboot has Xenu in it, and Tom and Xenu DO have chemistry.

The markets will rebound, and I humbly thank you for your panic.

This is EXACTLY why Bass players shouldn't be left alone with samplers and condiments.