LOL, It's GOODWILL, I 'll let you figure that one out. :)

Yeah, I saw a pile of guitar controllers at a Goodwill, two-fiddy each.

My girlfriend walked out of work one day to find her company's parking lot strewn with nails and tire repair flyers tucked under the wipers of all the cars. I quick review of the security camera footage revealed a guy tossing nails and stuffing flyers. The company elected not to take action and just clean it up. I…

I like Minecraft, but I like Goat Simulator better. If I could be a goat in Minecraft I could die happy.

I for one admire that cephalopod's skill and determination. I would have thrown it a stick of butter.

Satire should go after whatever subject the creator feels a passion for and has something to say about. Anything less is censorship.

Dear Beefstrike,

An hour? More like ten minutes!

Is that foot-in-ass girl still working there? There's your test if they're actually sorry.

The EBT "market" is now at $65 billion per year. You can bet that lobbyists are working around the clock to funnel that money into more and more corporate coffers. EBT is IMHO getting out of control.

Wow. The Internet must be really bored.

If you're not calling for ice buckets and towels at 1:30 am, you're not doing it right.

Psychotic ex would be my guess. I knew a girl who periodically left kiwis on her ex's doorstep just to freak him out (WTF right?). Some people have trouble letting go.

"It's like trying to carry a martini glass across a minefield." <- DRINK the martini first, duh. (Warning: consuming martini beforehand may make negotiating the minefield more difficult)

This list is HIGHLY subjective relating to whom you are fucking. Some girls wear raspberry berets, others hang out in hotel lobbies masturbating in magazines. :)

I just bought one of those for my pool pump!

Somebody makes a tasteless joke, then somebody else voices they were offended by it, then the jokester apologizes, the offended party accepts, people get on with their day... simple formula when the jokester knows when to back off and the offended party doesn't over react. The world isn't a perfect place.

This app caused me to go out and by a hardware MS-20 Mini.

Hooktheory, because knowing a little something about music theory will make your work with all of these other apps better.

That poor snake.