Let's go kickstart a microlending non-profit and actually try and help these people.

I use Bose with my personal electronics, but Grado with my music gear. I swear by mine. Anyone who says never mix with cans has never put these on (albeit I have the 225s).

It's probably the Facebook staff conducting psychological experiments on him.

OMG this is hilarious! There should have been a line about this in Adam Sandler's "Piece Of Sh*t Car"!

I sincerely hope he bought it to prototype his new "Tesla Electric Submarine Car" line.

Just... thank you for that comment.

How will it take a Hipster after purchasing this to figure out their Lomo has no movie mode?

My dog is only sixteen pounds. If I need more time, can I poop in a bag?

What if you don't use FaceBook? Is this going to be an annoyance? Hopefully it's not in your face.

Reading the comments it looks to me like they've envoked emotion and debate. That in my book is art. Good job film eaters!

One is the object. The rest about the devices describe the one.

I heard his next project is a house that slides out of the way of the door.

Yeah, but can you say "I'll Be Back" without anyone seeing your lips move.

And the best new feature is they actually have movies you want to see! Just kidding.

I don't know what it is, but I love it. Is the Hewey Lewis tape included in the asking price?

Silly people, expecting things to work.

I throw a treat under the bed covers and he digs at the spot. In 10 years of watching me do this he's never figured out to go under the covers. This maze ball would kill him.

The fact that neither one has figured out there's a front facing camera is the best part.

That the debris field left by a type of aircraft accident that has never before occured involving a building that may have classified structural features defies my layman's understanding of physics... is understandable. I know enough to know I don't know what happened.