You combine this technology with eugenics

He'll get it right after her practices on his Little Professor for awhile.

Working in a computer store in 90 or 91, one of my coworkers told me that you could go to the local community college, obtain a student id by applying for a library card, and then use that to get in the Internet in their computer lab. Interwhat?

Satire should go after whatever subject the creator feels a passion for and has something to say about. Anything less is censorship.

Dear Beefstrike,

When I saw this in the lead photo, I wondered why there was a toy of Jim Morrison tormenting a cat with a Super Soaker.

"I realize that I'm probably taking this whole thing way too seriously."

My advice... you give up on pointing out what's silly in Star Wars. You do that, and pretty soon you see the whole thing is silly. I chose to believe... viva le Radtroopers, Awesometroopers, and Tripendiculartroopers!

Best bit in the whole article... let's take a vote now... everyone in favor of retiring "Barista" and allowing Starbucks employees to refer to themselves as "Javatroopers" say AYE now!

Tell that to Iggy Pop.

Dead can Dance. 'Nuff said.

Ooooh! Cool new hipster filter for Instagram.... REGRAM!

The location of police is not classified information. The Waze app uses crowd sourcing to aggregate and disseminate this public information. The police are actively and purposefully subverting the operations of a perfectly legal Internet based service. If I actively and purposefully subverted the operations of such a…

Tag team... Aqua from Hearbeeps and Irona from Richie Rich versus Dot Matrix from Spaceballs and Rosie from the Jetsons... red hot cat fight!

I don't remember walkers having big robo-penises.

All I know is, as a musician, when recording and finding myself in immediate need for a weird adapter, I'm going to miss Radio Shack.

Thanks, and LOL that was shot in my neighborhood!

What are the little pop-out fins in the back for? Podracing?

I <3 my Gretsch 6122. (I almost bought a PRS that day).

They have a lower end line.