“You women read all these magazines to get advice on how to keep a man, and it’s so easy,” he says. “We’re not complex. Just do something nice for us. Like make a sandwich.”

A skinny white girl speaking out to raise attention to an issue is different than dominating it. It's better that no one say anything? OK that seems productive.

Hello, Captain Reynolds. I was just about to watch you pretend to be some guy named Castle but we know who you really are.

BOOM.

In other words, you were all set to write a Jez article criticizing critics for obsessing about Kate's weight. When they didn't come, you had to write your article anyway, so you wrote an article about the lack of critics obsessing about Kate's weight. Okeedoke.

My Grandmother also got out of a Nazi interrogation room.

I had to read it twice to be sure. What's up with the emphasis on the bride's reaction? I'd think the groom might find the castration disturbingly symbolic.

I thought it right up until your comment. So confusing

Snap Poll:

How many of you originally thought the man was the groom?

I did.

Never Forget.

We don't know much about Ratajkowski's acting chops, but since Andie's identifying qualities are that she is young and a little ditzy, she should be fine.

Meh, he's 15. When I was 15 I read about the moon landing being a hoax and believed it. I probably would have tweeted about it if Twitter was around.

Jaden should consider going to Milford Academy.

No, I suspect most people haven't. They raped and murdered this girl, and they murdered her slowly - her death took weeks.

These men raped that woman until they no longer could. Then they sodomized her with metal poles until they literally ripped her intestines out. Keep that in mind. That's not "giving in to your baser desires". That is sadism in its most physically brutal form.

I sincerely doubt that most men's "baser desires" involve penetrating a woman with a metal rod and murdering her, even if you buy into the idea that most men are rape monsters, just barely containing their natural rape urges for fear of consequence.

Yeah I wouldn't call gang rape "giving in to your baser desires", I would go more with "harming someone in the worst possible psychological and physical way with no regard for their personhood and future well being". In treating someone that way I believe that they have given up their right to be called human and…

They used the metal rod to disembowel her. I'm thinking I can handle a death sentence here.