Hi, writer Tim Adams. Would you please allow me and my gang of thugs to rape you repeatedly? In exchange, we won't tear the skin from your skull with rusty screwdrivers.

I don't understand. The word assault is by definition an act of violence. If you are assaulted, you are a victim of a crime. How can you "allow" yourself to be a victim of a crime? If the author is willing to concede the woman is a victim, than it should follow that she did not "allow" anything. I can't even...where…

Wait. How can a woman even let herself be raped? Doesn't the body have ways of just shutting down in the first place?

Snooze. Wake me up when Gina Torres is cast as Wonder Woman.

I seriously have to post this gif once a week.

This just in...

I anticipate nothing short of a reasoned & nuanced discussion on this topic with absolutely no white lady tears at all.

Y'all

Thought I was the only one watching.

I'm going to preface this by saying that I don't have any scientific proof for the following statements. To the contrary, most "scientific" food findings disprove what I'm about to state.

Yeah, how creepy is it that his sympathies seemed to lie with the raper and not with the raped, right? Ugh.

So we've got a judge who admits he doesn't know what rape is and doesn't know how sentencing works? Aren't those two rather important facts to know if you're a FREAKING JUDGE?

I just don't understand this judge's capacity to empathize with a rapist who led a teenage girl to suicide. Something tells me the judge has got a shoddy past.

It's worse? It's worse than thousands of women getting raped and murdered and literally nobody giving a shit for 20 years? It's worse than two decades of living under constant threat of rape and murder? Worse than thousands of families losing their loved ones and getting no justice? Thousands of unpunished murders are…

I love Matt Bomer, which is why i am SO relieved that he was not cast. I don't want to sit through that crap just to see him, which I totally would because:

Say whatever you want about vigilantism, that sounds badass.

Only thing I have to say is:

Somebody on Gawker posted this, which I find incredibly cathartic for some reason:

I'm not even conflicted about my reaction to this.