Finally, something good has come out of this shitty year.

You obviously didn’t watch the video.

Oh I know, believe me, I know. ;)

This tape would be so much better.

Jesus was the original hippie, so probably not

Probably not, he strikes me as a free balling kind of man. But... if he did it was holy.

You ever wonder why such a vaccine was not developed in the United States given the billions that pharmaceutical companies spend on research and development? This is my theory: There is more money to be made in keeping those with HIV alive, having to take expensive medications for the rest of their lives, then there…

With all my intuitive, witchy powers I tell you I have long believed Kanye to be bipolar. Love him, feel for him, he’s a blowhard but brilliant. Let’s try a little compassion- when it comes to mental illness, celebs are really just like us- except sometimes the fishbowl exacerbates the delusions and makes it harder…

i wonder when he’ll stop doing this?

You know, I went and looked it up!

honestly? it was an absolutely delightful ad.

I enjoyed that probably more than I should have.

“It smells like garlic here.”

And a homophobe, to boot.

My favorite Tweet of the year has a similar flavour:

Taco Bell, yesterday.

Seconded. My mother had early-onset Alzheimer’s, and it’s horrific.

“Patient has small penis.”