Bye, Phyllis.

your dog lucy and my dog lucy are remarkably similar. except mine’s also racist against golden retrievers.

I would 100% watch a season of Dancing With The Stars where all the Stars were actually rescue dogs

“I do have to go on the record and say she viewed you like a sister.”

I have a close friend who worked on Long Island Medium in editing and described it as the most soul crushing experience ever. He also thought that the woman was a piece of human trash for conning people. I imagine this is quite the same.

Liar.

she’s a fun “kewl girl” on the outside but the price she pays is that she’s dead on the inside

I have long advocated crossover shows. Force the NY and NJ casts to vacation together. Survivor: Nene and Vicki Edition. Have LVP open a restaurant in NYC that Sonja can’t stop coming into and getting falling down drunk in.

The headline is a bit misleading. You should definitely experience living on your own in between living with roommates and living with a significant other.

JEAHL!

I agree with this comment.

iawtc

Wait... is it:
“Are you still texting, Bitches?”
or
“Are you still texting Bitches?”
?

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

It’s because you’re looking up definitions instead of reading the fucking situation in which a likely swarthy fellow wearing mostly white (possibly eggshell) who has been checking out your better half is asking to go somewhere and get nude.
Stop looking things up you prude nerd.

This type of compassion and decency doesn’t even come at the expense of the letter of the law; it elevates the law.

When you sit in a court of law day in and day out, it’s easy to forget that your litigants are human beings with lives outside of the justice system. Good on Judge Wolf for not forgetting and for not being afraid to sometimes let common sense prevail over the black letter law. She is a credit to the bar.

Mr Eastwood can’t follow his own advice: A man’s gotta know his limitations.

Old Man Yells at Chair

I’ll play the base guitar! *