Let this be the first and only joke of its kind.

A racist, sexist, ignoramus with early-onset dementia gets elected President of the United States.

It was 50 years ago, she was a kid being manipulated. Let her out. She’s a drain on the system and its bs that she’s rotting away while people get away with much more.

She needs a psychiatrist and counseling. All day every day.

it works! i came up with Major Wedge :)

Dude what? You know that hospitals aren’t in charge of names, right? Jesus fucking Christ.

Holocaust centers.

1. April Ryan needs a raise. I don’t know what they are paying her, but it isn’t enough to put up with this BS.

I second Accesskathryn — I also fucking love your goddamn community, and I’m going to do everything in my power to make sure your community is safe, happy, and full citizens in every way in our society.

Every night? Are you sure we shouldn’t set aside Monday nights for a caravan of mobile reproductive health clinic that offers free long lasting birth control?

As a longtime ally, I fucking love your goddamn community, too.

Why can’t we? Maybe Not every night, but Saturdays and Sundays are surely do-able.

As a queer, I want to say that I fucking love our goddamn community.

If we could just do this every night for at least the next four years, that would be great.

Me too. And I’m not even sure how high the number would have to get before I’d sigh resignedly and say, “Okay, at that point, I guess I’ll do it.”

He’s a murderer, a terrorist, an unapologetic racist, and an evil piece of shit.

Woah she plagiarized Melania too? Ruthless.

Counterpoint: Monica Crowley is an inspirational figure who rose from the South Side of Chicago to become the model she is, today. Her parents urged her on to a better life, noting that, in this country, the only limitations are the scope of your dreams. And hard work. Further, she has lived her life by the motto:…

He was only off by two feet.

Did your professor also have a string of pearls hung next to the article for people to clutch while they read it?