I got that vibe well before he got his new face.

He looks a little prednisone puffy.

wait where are pictures and video??? and when is it on??? I NEEED MOREEEE INNFFFOOOOOOOO and HARDY GIFS

Hey man, it’s always nice when you don’t get any Santorum on your Caucus.

PRETTY GOOD SONG. BAD, BAD VIDEO.

It’s probably just a harmless sloth.
See the resemblance:

Please don't tell her how to behave. You're not her mother.

By rights it should go to this kid, he has it down pat. Check out the smile in the video.

man. There’s something about this face that I just... I just... wanna punch it.

She wasn't "corking" him, she was "draping" him. Those East Coast doyennes have been trained in the skills of artfully disguising guests who partaken too much of the single malt and cigars.

This is a generous and kind response. As was the original response. Thank you.

An excellent and well reasoned decision by the commissioner. It feels nice to be able to say that for a change.

Martin Sheen truly is an admirable man. He is a tireless advocate for farm workers’ rights among (many) other things.

Elie Weisel, author of the legendary Holocaust autobiography, Night, once reprimanded a letter writer by saying, essentially, “ I do not give you permission to compare your suffering to mine. Our suffering is relative, and fills our own cups up equally.” Which I think is the essential lesson here. Our lives and our…

Can’t recognize his family? I figured with his money they’d at least put him in a recovery suite with an HD TV.

The correct spelling of the “full of pus” pussy is still pussy.

I think whoever wrote “pussy” meant “pus-y”, though I like thinking that he talking about “pussy sores.”