You would have to pay me to go.

Never thought these words would dribble out of ny mouth, but this Jezebel article made me feel stoopid.

A colander would hold more water than your argument. The only thing I’ll actually address is this one thing: a person’s life is worth far more than an amount of money.

I do not believe this to be true.

You pulling my leg.

Cherith Dumbreason

That’s methed up.

Sybann, if and when you grow older, I hope you learn not to say that to people because you’ll be hearing a lot of things twice, thrice. I don’t want you to be alone.

This person has issues that i believe require the attention of both a physician and a psychiatrist. Seriously. He is not a healthy individual, and he will be dead soon if no one intervenes. If you are a loved one reading this, please, do something before its too late.

Well, let me first say to Mr. Ford that i agree we should all broaden our horizons.

Cool.

Did Tom come down with a fierce case of cyborg face?

Well, you have your Dan Quayle, but you also have your Ben Quayle.. and I think he like to write dirty stories and stuff.

My first thought-response to this Kardashian article this morning was to ponder-dream about these things instead:

Please do not assume i need a cathartic cry. I cry real tears real time.

Jesus was a Unitarian, so....

I think you are arrogant and suffer from a chronic case of self-importance. You need to take a chill pill. This is my diagnosis, though I am NOT a doctor.

One word: Shelley Duval.

Doesnt Tiqua Timilla (whatevs) know that she would NOT be invited to a Hitler Family gathering?

Sads.