I’d do him.

I bet Melanania gets as big as a house!

C’mon, man! I’d poke my eye out.

Come to think of it, I’m going to open a bookstore for liberals, and I am going to call it, “The Consoling Bosom”... and the attached coffee shop I will call, “The Bosom of Respite”.

I need a bosom upon which to be consoled upon. A bosom of respite, as it were.

A couple of thoughts:

This is all fine and good to cover, but there is a je ne sais quois - I dont know what - element to it that makes me worry that this article might serve as an inspiration to a nutcase out there.

“Those women are lying! We shall overcomb!” - Donald “Bill Cosby” Trump.

That line right there is what made me continue watching. I was not disappointed.

My gay cousin says its a gay thing.

Use drugs and alcohol.

The damn cat is fine, as cats are always fine. It’s your bathroom tile that’s fucked up.

I enjoy a good Sploid video like the next guy, but this was pretty pointless.

Gee, that woman has guts!

She’s adorable.

Pic, or it aint true.

The Light Between Oceans. Check that bitch out, and Join the chorus of NO.

I will give on the having a conscience issue, but she ranks high on rhe crass and shallow ladders of horribility.

Asking for a friend... does Ramona have a conscience?

I would LITERALLY rather my finger nails be ripped from their beds with a pair of pliers by a wacked-out clown than suffer through the emotional manipulation of a film like this.