When do we get to talk about the size of Jared’s penis?

Larry is a pussy.

How come you didn’t mention Benedict Slumberback?

She is the most shallow, empty-headed, self-centered, thoughtless person I have ever come across.

When I reach into a bucket of fuming dog poop, I like there to be some redeeming quality about doing such a thing. If I’m going to watch RHBH, it is a good thing that I’ll walk away with something good about the world. Let Lisa speak, and let me feel better about watching.

That photograph is each chapter of the whole book.

Do you have an editor, Bobby? Articles like this make me so angry. - Based on a passing whim while you sit on the toilet in the morning with MSNBC on in the background - you wonder, “OMG, what can I write about today?” And as your shit goes plop, you think, “I wonder if....” Work a little harder, Bobby.

Trapped = hooked, wrangled, shot, skinned and partly eaten.

There is no getting around it.... people, places and things... if there are people, places and things that you associate with drinking then you have to change your people, your places and your things.

Too soon.

I don’t know how the fuck. Very sad.

Gawwwwd I hate it when my favorite web sites cover the Kardashians. Gawwwwd. Please STOP.

Yes, he is a shell of a human being.

Thank you.

The last time I heard a scream like that my mother saw my father drop my little brother on his head near a cage of alligators at Alligator World.

Ramona, in my opinion - and what is this but my opinion - is a crazy, narcissistic, flighty empty bottle of cheap wine.

You could not pay me to see this film. Could. Not. Pay. Me.

Wait a cotton pickin minute, MeBitch. Firstly, what in that article tells you he acted out of entitlement over against the more evident callous derangement? Secondly, you are making sweeping judgement against an entire gender and that they are responsible for all pain to girls, based on the postings of a few misfits…

Richard, I send my very best wishes to you. I love you... I admire you... and I think you are great. Rest well, my friend.