But I will say this and you can’t stop me: Ramona is one crazy crass bitch.

What a failure of a burger that was. Thanks, though, for taking me way back.

Heartbreaking. I would do the same. So sad

I do love a Texas accent. Yes, sir.

word.

Thanks for asking, but I’m a little grumpy today... I’d rather just look at pics of hunky cowboys.

Anna, Mr. Carter’s response is reasonable and thoughtful, and I feel you are missing the depth of his position by answering with the quick and the cute.

Glad she is dead. Maybe now, in the presence of Jesus, she’ll be reckoned to the perverted gospel of prosperity she and her thieving husband preached.

Guuuuurl, that weave.

I’m a human spatula. Don’t judge me.

I’m a liberal but I hold Gov. Weld with the highest regard.

All the people should sing a nation’s anthem. Not one person, but all the people.

Please know these crackpots are NOT mainstream Lutherans. They are part of the wacked-out, extreme Lutheran body known as the Wisconsin Evangelical Lutheran Synod. They cray. The ELCA, on the hand, is a welcoming community of Lutherans where everyone is part of the family of God.

If I were in the water with Zac in Hawaii, I would most definitely eat him.

No.

I wish he would admit he likes fucking men, too.

I would if it hadn’t had such extensive plastic surgery to make it more cock-like.

Yeah well that's all fine and good but that guy bugs the shit out of me.

When everything is wrong, nothing is wrong?

That is one very attractive man.