Scenario C: Harry needed big, baggy pants because otherwise you would see me all up in his royal bisnis.

I bet he’s for Trump.

He’ll be big. You may quote me.

Not only am I a Democratic whore... I’m all hopey and shit while I do it.

Lindsay + engagement = baby = income.

I know she would totally judge me, and that’s okay, but... whatever. Yawn.

What the Ted Cruz! It aint HER xhusband!!!! Gurrrl, you can’t wail like that for someone you didn’t know.

Is he lookin’ at me?

What nasty, horrible people.

This is how comfortable this article/video made me: Sometimes I use soup as a salad dressing. It’s just what I do, and I like it.

...Miss Hugh Grant...

Does Ramona see a psychiatrist? Is someone helping her? I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a privileged, arrogant sociopath.

Okay, Ben. I was just taking one step back. I’m as rabid as the next liberal, but this “justice” serves those who are convicted wrongly. We need this. Yes, there is great disparity in terms of who can afford to exercise this right and THAT is the issue, not the right itself.

Is this the entire truth? The reality is that our judicial system is set up in such a way that one can examine the way in which a trial was conducted, and if a person’s rights were not fully exercised you appeal to the court and say, “Look at this please.” With that said, yes, one needs to have the ability to pay the…

Mock me not!

You can use potato chips if you don't have the Fritos

Ohmygod. Never Light Mayonaise. Never. Thank you for correcting me. Spread lightly since there is mayonnaise in the horseradish coleslaw ... you don’t want to overdo it too much. I do love me some real Duke’s Mayonnaise. To like any other brand is like saying you like Trump..

Thanks so much! But get this one: fresh pumpernickel, light mayonnaise (and I agree Dukes is the best) rare roast beef, some horseradish coleslaw, Boar’s Head Swiss cheese, grilled ... with real butter.

Sweet jeebus! Did God not bless you with any creativity? Please don’t tell me that your meat of choice is bologna.

Sister, when i pair that with a cold glass of milk, my body shudders and tingles like it did the first time I. ... well, it’s good. Your different opinion is all fine and good, but I have not heard about your rebuttal sammich. What you playin' with, what you got?