I’m confused by your emotion. Are we tootin’ on the same caboose, or are you on one of those Chinese magnet trains going in the other direction?

Don’t cry, baby. It’s just a sammich.

Best sammich: white bread, peanut butter, grape jelly, handful of Fritos, smushed.

Yes?

I’d jerk his turkey.

Utterly crazy. Those peeps should moove.

That you don’t vote for Donald Trump.

That’s like a bad Steve Martin impression from the 70's.

This is the important question: Are his teeth real?

Trash article, Ellie Shechet.

How big are the baby’s hands?

Sorry I didn’t answer sooner, but I was busy Trudeauing to a photograph of a shirtless Justin Trudeau.

I am one of the dorks who follows him on every social media account. He is both real and funny.

Wilda, there’s a parade in Topeka... and right now the forecast is sunny skies. If you hurry you might make it.

Part of me is ALL CAPS.

Awesome feels.

You win!

Yes, and I would trudeau him on a train.

Embarrassingly, this sort of turns me on a little bit.

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