Oh hell no.

The old man? Geesh, a little harsh, don't you think?

Moody Bible College? Um, no. Give a Lutheran, maybe an Episcopalian... but you gotta keep the fundamentalists over on the right hand side of the room, please.

Turtie, gurlfrand, please leave this show before the ruint you.

I don’t understand God’s world. There’s death, Josh Duggar, hunger, sickness and pain, Fox News, loneliness, Justin Bieber... why, God, hast thou forsaken us?

Moby Dick??? Moby Dick, baby!

What do you mean? Fill us in. What creeps you out? Is it that he is guilty or not guilty. A little more please.

No one deserves illness, tho some have it coming in that it isn’t a surprise given certain behaviors.

I am NOT a fan of spousal abuse but I am also not a fan of articles like this.

I’m not sure who gives me bad irritable bowel worse... these people or Donald Trump.

Reformed smokers are the FRIGGIN WORST! So, as one, I can say this: Ms. Olsen shouldn’t smoke so much. Just saying. Bowls of cigarettes? That “IN YOUR FACE” approach to things like this never end well.

This is all fine and good, but anything beyond the minimal cost of cremation is a fleece. The meaning of one’s death is born in the hearts of loved ones left behind, not in the marketing of a creative funeral director.

Ohhhh, sweetheart, that size sweatshirt is for skinny people. (I’m an adult, and we were in a Costco.)

I would like to see a series of articles from Spencer Pratt describing his investigation “Straight Man Tries Gay Sex.”

Julianne, you better watch your damn nerve. Okrrrrr.

He should, indeed, slay salmon with her. And film it.

Scrolling. Scrolling. Scrolling. Scrolling. Panic. Scrolling. Wailing. Scrolling.

*slap* Mickey, calm down. Stop it. Be quiet. Stop! What did I tell you about ranting and raving? You’re acting like a child, now stop it. Now, go take your nap and hopefully when you wake up you’ll be a responsible and reasonable young man.

Curse you, Republicans. You feed the truthers. You intentionally feed them.