The drool in my eyes resulted from the way in which I was bouncing up and down in my chair.

Sorry, my drool got in my eyes and I could only watch the moving pictures of that glorious platter of delight. I didn’t even see the words on the page. Thank you, Pooper.

Is this “platter” something I could actually buy and then eat at a place somewhere?

I got dizzy and spilled my coffee. Really. I couldn’t sit up straight.

I wish the other chic on the microphone across from her would shut up so I can hear.

Really? This? How?

Lets see something like a pig carcass, but I don’t want to be gross or anything.

Do you read? Watch the news?

Tell us more.

She just went up one notch.

I really dislike the phrase “man up.” I remember one time when my mama single-handedly thwarted a robbery at the 7-eleven while my father screamed from the car “Gracie get in the car! Gracie get in the car!” Another time, at age 67, she sprinted two blocks to rush to the aid of two teenagers on a moped who had been…

‘ve seen a bigger crack, but bitch ho don’t care.

I wonder if she made him a sandwich after all that hard work.

I’m seeing some Matt Damon in him. Is Matt Leo’s baby daddy? Woof.

Put down the pipe, Jimmy. Move away from the pipe.

Hello, Jimmy Johns ?

Eat the... what? Can I just have the potato?

Lesbians!

In my experience, a long flacid penis does not necessarily make a big erect penis. Just saying.

God bless your little hearts. This story goes far deeper and is much dirtier. The spirit of Lee Atwater lives on.