I want to see Spencer with his shirt off, please. Also, judge me not.

Good one.

“If this really is the end of Scott’s tenure on KUWTK, I’m genuinely going to miss him.”

I love her.

That nun with those eye, though.

What about this one? Sometimes a kid takes a ball and throws it towards (not at) another kid with a bat. If the kid hits the ball with the bat, said kid runs around 3 bases back to where said kid started. Fun times. Fun times.

What about that thing where you sit on a plank platform suspended by rope? A swing? Ever seen one of those?

Depository. My bad.

This be like: On a sunny morning in November, 1963, Lee Harvey Oswald went target shooting on the 6th floor of the Texas School Book Dispensary.

They are a freak show.

It’s Joe Guidice.

Bro. If I were on that boat with that bro, I would, without a doubt, bro, push that sonamabitch overboard.

You know, he reminds me of a cult-licked Ramona Singer... those crazy eyes.

That is so hot.

Stop. Let the child read the damn book.

Grande, please.

Shit!

“Jesus Called”

I’m pretty 100% certain Ted Cruz has a micropenis, so from behind is how it’s gotta be.

Bieber wept.