He literally screwed himself by sticking his nose in this. I instantly liked him years ago, from I’m Gonna Get You Sucka. Now I instantly don’t like him alot.

I do wonder if Ramona’s crutches have rubber tips at the end. She ain’t steady. Is she on the spectrum? I mean, really. That woman don’t think right.

A prostitution WORE.

Grandpa? GRANDPA? Fuck you. He’s younger than me, and I’m no grandpa! Plus you young-ass shit, I knew who most of these people. Your life will be infinitely better if you goddam stop your age-centic bullshit.

“Hubby” = credibility beyond repair, recovery.

For example, I like to covet my neighbor’s ass.

Tamara Judge is a bith and a wore.

The Countess says, “Be cool. Don’t be like uncool. Everybody loves pope francais.”

This story has no legs.

I don’t want to see the un-pixelated photographs. Period.

Thath methed up.

I just finished a cigarette.

I bet he is an angry chewer.

Hard to prove, I suppose. Seems silly to erect a monument.

Martha Louise (at the top) has some skinny ass legs.

Plonk. That is the sound I also heard when I read that Vince Vaughn wanted to put guns in schools. It is the sound of falling, falling, falling and then meaninglessly hitting the ground of dead esteem.

Please add my “She is beautiful!” to the mix along with a few heartfelt well-wishes.

“The idea that progressivism leads a person to not take child molestation seriously is a deliberately blockheaded conclusion that I wouldn’t entertain except for the fact that, right now, it’s being widely resuscitated in the name of Josh Duggar, who we now know was once investigated by police for committing sexual…

Stephen Fry is my hero on many different levels.

Come again? You mean, it’s only hard for a period of time, then it’s not hard anymore?