Veggie, baybee, you ARE ruining the lives of childrens. Have you tasted you recently?

My 9 year old son: “Salads are ruining my life.”

You know, he reminds me of a cult-licked Ramona Singer... those crazy eyes.

That is so hot.

Stop. Let the child read the damn book.

2 miles? Bet your ass is TIRED!

Grande, please.

Where is Uranus?

Thank you for this.

Language, man! Language!

I’m not censoring. My computer keyboard is SHIT.

Okay. Calling B******t on all you m*****f****rs who say you understand what the hell this Sploid shortfim was all about. Twist ending? What in Sam Hill....

Shit!

“Jesus Called”

I’m pretty 100% certain Ted Cruz has a micropenis, so from behind is how it’s gotta be.

Bieber wept.

He literally screwed himself by sticking his nose in this. I instantly liked him years ago, from I’m Gonna Get You Sucka. Now I instantly don’t like him alot.

I do wonder if Ramona’s crutches have rubber tips at the end. She ain’t steady. Is she on the spectrum? I mean, really. That woman don’t think right.

No left sharks here, huh?

A prostitution WORE.