Stop. Let the child read the damn book.

Grande, please.

Shit!

“Jesus Called”

I’m pretty 100% certain Ted Cruz has a micropenis, so from behind is how it’s gotta be.

Bieber wept.

He literally screwed himself by sticking his nose in this. I instantly liked him years ago, from I’m Gonna Get You Sucka. Now I instantly don’t like him alot.

I do wonder if Ramona’s crutches have rubber tips at the end. She ain’t steady. Is she on the spectrum? I mean, really. That woman don’t think right.

A prostitution WORE.

Grandpa? GRANDPA? Fuck you. He’s younger than me, and I’m no grandpa! Plus you young-ass shit, I knew who most of these people. Your life will be infinitely better if you goddam stop your age-centic bullshit.

“Hubby” = credibility beyond repair, recovery.

For example, I like to covet my neighbor’s ass.

Tamara Judge is a bith and a wore.

The Countess says, “Be cool. Don’t be like uncool. Everybody loves pope francais.”

This story has no legs.

I don’t want to see the un-pixelated photographs. Period.

Thath methed up.

I just finished a cigarette.

I bet he is an angry chewer.

Hard to prove, I suppose. Seems silly to erect a monument.