Ohh how I hate the concept of “meta” in games these days...

It’s as if Daft Punk fucked the Village People

Last of the Nokians

I can see putting a cart-type concession in some stadiums to sell things like sunscreen or hand warmers or earplugs, packs of tissue and hand wipes, individual packs of Advil and Tums and Bandaids — all those things that you can’t carry in anymore because large purses and backpacks are banned, but you might need…

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

This is a really bad look for Sager, so I guess he really did die as he lived.

I like the World Cup NIT *ducks* if it is actually a competition.

Preach on my friend! I’ve never in my life (I’m about 40) known even one man to say (any permutation of) “I can’t wait to spend $3k-$10k on an engagement ring and then another $2k-$5k on a wedding set!”.

you think that men actually want to spend a ton of money on a gaudy trinket? nah. you can blame the “patriarchy” all you want, but the truth is that the vast majority of women expect, or even demand men waste money on the most expensive ring they can get, and then dump another load of money and time into the wedding…

tagging him with the “failure to disclose a medical condition” designation.

After God destroyed the world in the Great Flood he promised the world He would never do so again. But then He met Johnstown.

Don’t forget we east coast liberal elites need to show more empathy for these people.

Yep, plenty of jobs available but they don’t want to learn new skills or pass a drug test. But yep, the NFL players are spoiled brats

You know when a mug of herbal tea is especially good? On a nice, beautiful, crisp fall day.

Protip for Gaucho: Order ahead for take-out, skip the (ridiculously long) line, then take your food across the street and eat it on the picnic tables while watching everyone else stand in line for an hour for a table.

Wow, quick start to the butthurt today.

The most remarkable part of this article is that a non-HD option is still a thing.

He better hope this doesn’t result in a court appearance. We all know how much trouble Mayweather has with sentences.

I feel like you’re burying the “Aaron Hernandez quoted Savage Garden in his suicide note” lede here.