Jeb Bush: Please clap.

“Hey John, have you won anything yet?”

At the end of the game, Jim yelled out “Who’s got it better than us?” and in unison, the family screamed “Nobody!” and then everybody went inside and had pancakes and fucked. The Aristocrats!!

He was making acid wash jeans.

Can you break a hundred?

So I think it’s pretty clear now that Bastion fucks.

Amen

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

But who is fighting Marchman?

one handed controllers also free up your other hand to do things like some light accounting work

Anectodal evidence is almost never telling.

Those cookies better come in loot boxes and be 99% oatmeal rasin. If they ask, though, tell them it’s a balanced variety.

You guys got Trump. We get the Switch. Fair trade?

In his final kind gesture, he will grant the wish of Kevin Garnett, and have his suit cremated as well.

I think Mighty Cucks, has a better sound and you just change the goalie mask on the duck to a bondage mask.

Nah, the o-zone is where I go every night from 10:00-10:30. And that smells completely different.

THEY ARE NOT REOPENING THE INVESTIGATION! Stop with these misleading headlines and read Comey’s actual letter, a portion of which you posted here.

First reply! Remember when Brian Kelly killed that kid?