In so many ways, a very disappointing bear

not a good or chill bear

Worst Bear Friday ever.

Congratulations to Nate, who will receive a leftover Deadspin Awards trophy and the chance to face Deadspin staffers in daily fantasy.

Roethlisberger looks like someone tried to make Will Ferrell in Fallout 4 but fucked up.

That hot dog was probably still better than that weird cereal Marchman likes.