"t was quite a sight, he decided as he rolled to his back, his erection pulsing with the beat of his heart, the veins visibly distended and subsiding."

I just chortled.

you lucky, lucky gal!

Hahaha he is very fair. We have polar opposite grooming habits. He happens to be very metro—like wax/nair himself level metro— and into taking care of his business; he likes himself baldy, but I like him hairy :/

NO! Now just that particular line of the Hannah Montana theme song is stuck in my head.

THEY (waxers) HAVE SEEN IT ALL. Like...no amount or texture is shocking to them. I am one HAIRY lady, and I was so mortified the first time I went in. I couldn't imagine a hairier person on the planet, and I was sure they would be aghast or amazed by the sheer volume. I was assured that they've seen far hairier, and…

This is also what my boyfriend requested. He couldn't care less about hair on the mons, but made a case particularly for a hair free vulva.

Not at all! I think that's awesome. I was 19 the first time I ever attempted landscaping. Many years have gone by since then, and ...I'm very lazy. It probably looks like I rock almost 3 decades worth of glorious bush.

What's the longest ya'll go without grooming your secret garden? I'm working on month 4 with the occasional trim. I'm kinda proud and kinda embarrassed.

Give her a copy of 'The Ragamuffin Gospel' by Brennan Manning. It is fantastic for understanding the nature and power of grace, and as the bible says, "Mercy triumphs judgment" : ) (It's a christian book, so hopefully she'll be into it!)

One job they suck balls at. Great article, Uber!

Hmm, I do not find this to be the case, and have heard plenty of us refer to ourselves as Asians.

Putin looks like an embittered, aged Elsa

Omg...the resemblance to Justin Beiber is STRIKING! I think it's the hat and bangs.

Tried watching this show on netflix. Couldn't do it.

Give me this outfit (minus the handbag) now, please!

This song was kinda weak and disappointing, but I think her raps have been picking up steam again (loved her verses in Chris Brown's 'Love Now', and Ciara's 'I'm out'.) Plus I think she killed it in Boss Ass Bitch

She was the worst. Bring back only slightly annoying Gemma!

Don't have advice, but I wanted to say I'm so sorry, and I'm sending hugs, prayers, good vibes to you. Here's to healing and fulfillment in every area of your life.

I don't even care if it's snarking, Boehner is the same shade as a sun dried tomato. Has his office been converted into a tanning booth?