hahaha okay FINE.

Those calves! SWOON.

Whaaaa? That is all kinds of messed up. Well, I support your boycott. If the book I read is anything to go by, you aren't missing much.

Oooh I want the scoop; I know why Clare is reviled, but why do you hate Black? (I just finished a book by her, my first time reading her, was pretty disappointed.)

What fresh hell is this?

You for sure aren't preggers. It takes a lot of sperm to do the trick, and unless he was tickling your cervix or uterus with jizz drenched hands (ew, sorry for how gross that sounds!) you are absolutely in the clear.

I have read pretty much ALL of his other books. If you are a real bookworm, start with his Thursday Next Series. (The first one is called the Eyre Affair.) He has some silly, wonderful ones in his Nursery Crime series (first one in that series is called The Big Over Easy; it's about who killed Humpty Dumpty : } ) But…

One of my faves! Plus I just recommended it on a book rec. post on Groupthink today!

If I were in the partner position, I'd want to know. You could say how common it is, and that it will likely clear up, but still tell them. Hope all will go well for you in both mind and body.

I'll take a Burt pinky please. I can't believe it actually works! Is your skin impossibly smooth and soft? You know you are a fabulous creature with or without the miracle stufff : )

BurtBURT BURRRRT! I neeeed a review of your fancy face cream! I laughed so much at your original La Mare (?) Cream post on GT, and I've been curious ever since.

Burt! How did you like your De la Mare cream? Was it magical??

. That is heartbreaking. You and your family have my prayers and condolences.

Me too!!!!! I'm old.

Glad to be of service! I get a huge confidence kick just smearing this color on, and always receive a slew of compliments(Not that that is important!)

Go with a purple that has more pink/red than blue. You will look stunning. I recommend Covergirl lip perfection in Divine

What happened in 'that' scene?? I must know!

OMG. HORRIFIC! That word also just needs to be scrubbed from the English language.

I am laughing out loud here. Sounds like a movie scene. That must have been so unspeakably uncomfortable.

Insert *preach* gif here. A-to-the-MEN, sister!