My sentiments exactly. I know I shouldn't, but when other Christians reveal they are Glenn Beck fans, I find myself doubting if they are real Jesus-loving Christians at all.

Can't tell if you are joking...are you? Please say yes!

UGH. I may never stop vomiting. Seriously...that's just revolting.

Almay! Either their one coat thickening mascara or their intense i-color volumizing mascara. And Maybelline's Full and Soft is AMAZEBALLS.

It totally is

I will never forget this theme song or the blossoming thumb print

you are right!

I know. Me too.

Barely. Certainly not enough to get you preggers. My 'biology of human sexuality'' prof. (and text book) did a good job of debunking this notion. Hey, it's worked for me these last 6 years. Of course, take care to wrap it up if you are sleeping with more thsn 1 person.

If you do it correctly, it actually is. The dude needs to pull out 5-10 seconds before ejaculating.

I snorted. Multiple times.

I live in Irvine. It's...Irvine.

I so agree. SO AGREE.

I LOVE RYAN HIGGA. and I don't often laugh at loud, but I was straight chortling at his lil wayne.

I swear this was posted on Jezebel a few days ago...

Oh good!

Seriously; who was the genius that decided that THIS PICTURE was the best picture for this story?

I tried reading one story from <i>Palo Alto<i> and could not finish the one story.

As a kid, I made newspapers for my grandparents called 'Home News' and would fill it with error-riddled tidbits of what had been happening at home and included an always lame 'Joke of the day'. My grandparents still lovingly show me the yellowing and crumbling paper whenever I come to visit.